Turn off the world cup and get ready for a scandalous weekend filled with adult novelties, erotic art, clothing, Tera Patrick and everybody's favorite Ron Jeremy. Hall C off the Miami Beach Convention Center will be turned into a world of Exxxotica starting at 4 p.m. tonight and running through Sunday. The tradeshow, "A Celebration of Sexy" is open to the general public for a charge of $25 a day. If you are lucky enough to be over 18, you can get your autograph signed by one of the XXX film stars and maybe even snap a picture of one for later.

Can't make it out to the porn party this weekend? The Exxxotica Web site is more than entertaining (I haven't laughed this hard in months). Happy surfing...just make sure your virus software is up-to-date.

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